Lady Gaga, Elton John Open the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

by Shannonn Kelly
10:04PM, EST, January 29, 2010

Get ready to have some gaudy fun this Sunday as Lady Gaga and reportedly Elton John open the 2010, 52nd Annual Grammy Awards, at 8PM, EST on CBS.

ejlgWho will out ‘House of Munroe‘ the other will remain to be seen. But it might be fun to see Elton and Lady Gaga both perform as coconut donuts. Lady Gaga also has 6 nominations.

Also performing at the Grammy’s are: Beyoncé, the Black Eyed Peas, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Dave Matthews Band, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Green Day, Maxwell to name a few. The Black Eyed Peas are also nominated in 6 categories and promised that their performance will be unlike anything that the fans have seen before. “We’re gonna have some surprises. We’re just gonna do our part and entertain cats that are watching the Grammys,” Will.I.Am told MTV News on Thursday night in Los Angeles. “It’s gonna be fun.” Read the rest of this entry …

16th Annual SAG Awards – Only Actors Vote -

by Shannonn Kelly
01:26AM, EST, January 23, 2010

Continuing with award season, four-time Actor® Nominee John Slattery (Mad Men) will open the 16th Annual SAG Awards® with a ‘Red Carpet Toast’ courtesy of their sponsor Taittinger Champagne. The SAG Awards will broadcast tonight, Saturday January 22, on TBT and TNT at 8PM, EST.

Two randomly selected panels-one for television and one for film-each comprised of 2,100 Guild members from across the United States, chose this year’s Actor and Stunt ensemble honors nominees. Integrity Voting Systems, the Awards’ official teller, mailed the nominations secret ballots November 25, 2009 and Voting was completed by 5:00 PM, Monday, December 14, 2009. Read the rest of this entry …

The Last Temptation of Coco

by Shannonn Kelly
00:40AM EST, January, 23, 2009

The final show of the “Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” opened with frenzied applause. ImWithCoCo“We only have one more hour to steal everything in this place.”, said Conan O’Brien as he prepares to get down to business and have some crazy fun at NBC’s expense.

O’Brien’s fans in the studio and on the Internet have been following him since his years as a writer on Saturday Night Live.

They’ve been following him from his perspective, cherishing every zany bit, completely surrendering to their red-headed stepbrother who never gave into the temptation of mediocrity his predecessor and now whining, successor, the piteously unfunny Jay Leno serves nightly. O’Brien really did things his way.

“I can’t host a show for another 7 months. So, next week look for the Andy Richter show with sidekick me.”, O’Brien chuckled. Andy chimed in, “The new show will be on Animal Planet and you’ll be hosting “Kitten Korner’”. O’Brien is free to sign a contract with another network beginning on September 01, 2010.

The funniest joke of his final monlogue was, “HBO. One last request. When you make a movie, I would like to be played by Academy Award winning actress Tilda Swinton.” Read the rest of this entry …

Conan O’Brien Says FU NBC With Hilarious Costly Gags

by Shannonn Kelly
00:35PM EST, January 22, 2010

Confirmed in the wee hours of Thursday morning, NBC and Conan O’Brien reached a settlement agreement – $33 Million ImWithCoCoproviding Conan does not show up on TV before September 2010.

The deal also includes severance of another $12 million for his staff, many of whom relocated with Conan from New York.

Saying goodbye to his $15 million studio used only for 7 months is now a fate that NBC wishes they never tempted, considering what this distasteful snub will also cost them for O’Brien’s last 3 shows.

The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien ushers out it’s final show tonight, Friday January 22, 2010.

The contract hammered out has terms from NBC, some of which Conan mocked in his own list of “The general terms of the contract you may not know about”. My favorite being: “I must stop my exposé documentary about NBC called “Inside The Cock.”

Aside from the money, NBC is forced to relive other embarrassing moments. On Wednesday night, Adam Sandler shared the once quite story of NBC also firing him.

According to New York Daily News Writer, Joe Dziemianowicz

Adam Sandler, sporting jeans and a New York Jets T-shirt, told the almost-ex-host O’Brien that he’s not the only one who’s gotten walking walking papers at NBC.

Sandler confessed that he and Chris Farley got booted by brass at the peacock network in 1995. It wasn’t a nice case of being released from contracts.

“I got fired,” Sandler said.

He added that his insightful manager hinted before the ax fell that he should look “for something else to do.”

Sandler told his manager: “I like it here. Then Farley ran into my office, saying ‘We’re getting fired.’”

Aside from listing the Tonight show set on Craigslist (since removed) to trade for crazy things like a guitar hero match-up in a dimly lit room, also on Wednesday, Conan showed his legions of fans why we love his red-headed, mischievous nature. O’Brien explained:

“The good news is until NBC yanks us off the air, we can pretty much do whatever we want and, this is the best part, we can do whatever we want and they have to pay for it. So for the rest of the week we’re going to introduce new comedy bits that aren’t so much funny as they are crazy expensive.”

After that explanation, O’Brien gleefully presented a brand new Bugati Veyron with plushy Mouse Ears and complimented that extravagance with playing the original soundtrack of the Rolling Stones, “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” – cost to NBC – $1.5 million.

On his Thursday night show, O’Brien said he knew the split was official when NBC picked up all of their CDs and lava lamp. He also apologized to next week’s guests, President Barack Obama, The Pope and Elvis Presley.

O’Brien said leaving the Tonight Show was not his “first choice or his 8th choice”. Thursday O’Brien also told his audience “we’re gonna have a lot of fun.” And they did.

Thursday’s show had the Conan crew trot out 2009 Kentucky Derby winner Mind That Bird on stage wearing a mink snuggie to watch restricted NFL footage. Total cost to NBC $4.8 million. Amount of laughs – Priceless. I can’t wait to see what happens in the finale. It’s going to be outrageous-

Thursday’s show had Robin Williams screaming, “You did the wrong thing! You did the wrong thing!”, while attempting to take a piss on the backdrop behind Conan’s desk.

Friday’s show will host Tom Hanks and a myriad of special drop in guests. Tune one last time and bask in all that is CoCo…

Conan O’Brien Will Not Become the 12:05 Show

by Shannonn Kelly
4:03PM, EST, January 12, 2010

Conan O’Brien has released a heartfelt and humorous statement firmly outlining that he will not follow Jay Leno show with a 12:05 ‘Tonight Show’ and the destruction of the ‘Tonight Show’ brand. Read below: ImWithCoCo

People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

Happy 2010 – Decade In Review

by Shannonn Kelly
05:33AM, EST, January 01, 2010

While most bloggers cobble together a year-end a Best and Worst list or a 10 Best List, I decided to do a Decade Review, in the least amount of words as possible.

I edited the list about 9 times until I got to the one you’ll read below. Have fun reading and remembering. Or remembering and shuddering. I look forward to your own decade review. In the mean time have a healthy, prosperous, safe and creative New Year!

Decade Review

  • 2000: Dot-com Bubble Burst
  • 2001: September 11 Attacks
  • 2002: Adrien Brody wins Oscar for “The Pianist” and plants presenter Halle Berry with a full lip lock
  • 2003: Iraq War
  • 2004: Mars Rover
  • 2005: Hurricane Katrina
  • 2006: “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp” wins the Oscar for Best Original Song by the group Three 6 Mafia
  • 2007: Collapse of the Housing Market in the USA
  • 2008: Barack Obama
  • 2009: Michael Jackson Dies…
  • Movies @ Reddit